yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

overlordleaveshiswife:

You ever meet someone and you wonder why they never laugh or smile but then you realize that they DO smile it’s just never when they’re talking to you

Anonymous asked:
yo it is it possible to get a madison scout for Christmas?? that's all I've ever wanted

Only if you believe…..
Personally, I want a CAVIE

tastefullyoffensive:

Disney Insults and Comebacks [via/via]

Previously: Disney Movies in Disney Movies

shounentastic:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

spettrale-nessuno:

SHE PAINTED A CAR PINK AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING MAD ABOUT IT OMG IF SHE HAS THE MONEY JUST LET HER SPEND IT ON CUTE FRIVOLOUS THINGS, LOOK HOW SLAMMIN’ HER CAR LOOKS BTW LIKE DANG WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, SHE IS NOT HARMING U IN ANYWAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND

A) That car is hot as shit and I love it

B) Are we really going to pretend that a matte pink paint job is the worst custom that somebody’s done on a Lambo?

^Yes, that is Chris Brown

HOW DAR WOMAN DO THING FOR SELF

THING NOT FOR MAN

NOT EVEN MAN-APPROVED

HOW DAR

EVERYTHING RUINED NOW!!!!!!!!

(Source: commanderlizabiz)

theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

comicsansmpreg:

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

(Source: rantyrandy)

drdawg:

andthepursuitofhappinesss:

iamtemporarytoday:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

i’m so fucking done with this site

bye

this literally took me around 20 mins to figure this shit out

tyrabankruptcy:

yogaboi:

k-popvevo:

That one time Tom Daley worked as a male escort…

That “one time”? please we all know his boyfriend pays him an allowance

Omg

(Source: ohboybasically)